Lanzarote: MHT – Music Hall Tavern – Comedy Drag Dinner Show

Music Hall Tavern is built around one simple promise: give you four hours of singing, dancing, jokes, glitter, and dinner in one lively evening. The English-language comedy drag show is the main event, but the meet and greet, pre-show entertainment, and table service keep the night moving before the full production begins.

I like the live vocals and polished dance routines, which give the evening more substance than a string of costume changes and one-liners. I also like the practical all-in-one format: your three-course dinner is included, the cast welcomes you at the door, and the show is split into two parts so you can stretch your legs and order drinks.

The main consideration is the venue itself. Music Hall Tavern is on the first floor of Centro Commercial La Peñita, reached by 17 steps with no lift. Tables can also feel close together, and the four-hour program may seem long if you prefer a short night out.

Key things to know before booking

• A full four-hour evening: Plan on entertainment from about 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, including the meal, pre-show, main production, and a 15-minute interval.
• Live performance, not just lip-sync comedy: The cast combines singing, dance, comedy, costumes, projections, and familiar singalong routines.
• Dinner is included: Expect vegetable soup, turkey roast with potatoes, seasonal vegetables and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream. Children can choose chicken nuggets instead.
• Drinks cost extra: Table service runs throughout the show, but drinks are not included unless you purchase an available drinks package.
• Easy to reach in Puerto del Carmen: The venue is at Centro Commercial La Peñita on Avenida de las Playas. Optional transfers are available, but not from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North.
• Family-friendly with some cheeky humor: The performance is in English and suitable for families, though some jokes and innuendo can be slightly rude.

A glittering start at Centro Commercial La Peñita

Your evening begins at Music Hall Tavern in Puerto del Carmen, inside Centro Commercial La Peñita on Avenida de las Playas. You show your voucher at reception, then head upstairs to the theater space.

The entrance sets the tone. The cast handles a meet and greet before the show, and a photograph may be included as a friendly memento. This is a small touch, but it helps the night feel like an event rather than simply taking a seat in a room.

The venue is not designed for everyone. You need to climb 17 steps to reach the first floor, and there is no lift. If you use a wheelchair, bring a pram, or have a medical issue that could affect your comfort, tell the operator in advance. The same advice applies to dietary needs and special celebrations.

Inside, the seating is arranged for dinner and stage viewing. The room can feel compact, especially when several people share a table. That closeness is part of the social atmosphere, but it may not suit you if you want a quiet meal or lots of personal space.

Dinner first, with vegetable soup and turkey roast

The included meal is a practical part of the ticket, not just a token snack served between acts. You begin with vegetable soup, followed by a turkey roast dinner with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, and gravy. Dessert is Viennetta ice cream.

The menu suits the British holiday crowd the show is aimed at, and it gives you a proper meal before the longer performance. Several details matter here. The food is served hot, service is organized, and the kitchen can accommodate dietary requirements if you advise the venue ahead of time.

Vegetarians are offered a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables. Children can have the adult meal or choose chicken nuggets. If you are booking for a mixed group, this flexibility makes the evening easier, though you should still provide the information before arrival rather than waiting until you sit down.

I would describe the meal as good value within the overall package, but not the reason to book. Food quality can vary by expectation. Some diners find it tasty and well served, while others consider it simply acceptable. The safest approach is to treat dinner as a useful inclusion that saves you from arranging a separate meal, then judge the ticket mainly by the quality of the entertainment.

The pre-show gets the room laughing

The entertainment begins before the full production. This pre-show warm-up lets the cast work the room, set the comic mood, and get the audience ready for the louder, more polished stage program.

That early start matters because a drag dinner show can feel awkward if the room sits in silence while food is served. Here, the comedy begins as the meal unfolds. The cast and staff keep the pace moving, and the audience has time to settle in without missing the central performance.

Table service continues throughout the night. You do not need to leave your seat to order drinks, which is convenient during a busy routine. It also means you can avoid missing a song or joke while standing at the bar.

Drinks are not part of the standard ticket. The venue has a paid bar and a wide choice of drinks, with table service all evening. If you know you will want several drinks, check the available drinks package when booking. One useful point from the evening’s setup is that upgrading on the night can cost more than purchasing an inclusive option in advance.

Two parts of the full MHT production

The main show is presented in two parts with a 15-minute interval. This structure is sensible for a program that runs for much of the evening. You get a chance to top up your drinks, use the facilities, and reset before the second half.

The performance mixes live singing, dance routines, comedy, glittering costumes, and audience-friendly singalongs. It is not a serious theater production, and it does not pretend to be. The aim is broad entertainment, fast changes, comic timing, and a room full of people singing along.

The newer summer 2025 production adds fresh material while keeping the classic MHT style. The exact cast lineup and individual routines can change, but you can expect a blend of modern visual touches and familiar crowd-pleasing numbers.

LED screens and projections are used to support individual acts. These effects help give the show a bigger feel than the room might suggest, especially when live acting and comic innuendo are combined with the visuals. The production has more craft behind it than a casual holiday cabaret.

The humor can be cheeky. It is described as family-friendly, but that does not mean every joke is aimed at young children. Expect some innuendo and slightly rude material, though the tone is generally playful rather than vulgar. I would bring older children who understand that the show is a comedy drag performance, but parents should use their own judgment for younger ones.

Why the singing and costumes matter

The strongest part of the evening is the combination of comedy and genuine performance skill. The cast is not relying only on jokes or spectacle. Live vocals and dance give the show a proper entertainment backbone, while the costumes provide the visual punch.

The performers also know how to carry a long evening. The cast has to hold attention through dinner, the warm-up, two production sections, and the interval. The result works best when you are ready to participate, clap, sing along, and accept a little audience interaction.

The costumes are deliberately bright and theatrical. Glitter, sparkle, and carefully built character looks are central to the appeal. If you enjoy drag as a mix of performance, comedy, music, and visual style, this format gives you all four in one sitting.

The show also has a strong repeat-visitor appeal. The production changes, and returning audience members can see familiar performers in new routines. That does not mean every moment will surprise you, but it does suggest a show with enough personality to reward people who return to Lanzarote.

Timing, transfers, and the practical details

The advertised evening runs from 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM. Check the available date and starting time before you book, since the exact schedule can vary.

You can make your own way to the venue and present your voucher at reception. If you select an optional transfer, look for a bus with an MHT sign in the front windscreen. You should wait at the pickup point 10 minutes before departure, since drivers wait no longer than five minutes after the scheduled pickup time.

Transfer availability has limits. Transfers are not available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North. Since the venue itself is in Puerto del Carmen, many people staying nearby will find it simpler to reach the theater independently.

The standard adult ticket is listed at €44, with children at €34. A transport supplement of €10 applies if transport is selected. The advertised price is around $50 per person, though the amount you pay can vary with currency and booking conditions.

For four hours of entertainment plus dinner, the ticket offers solid value if you enjoy this sort of show. You are paying for more than a meal and a stage act: the price covers the pre-show, full production, cast welcome, dinner, and table service. Drinks remain extra, so set aside additional money if you want a full evening at the bar.

Free cancellation is available up to 24 hours before the activity for a full refund. You can also reserve now and pay later, which helps if you are planning several activities around changing holiday dates.

Who will enjoy Music Hall Tavern most

I would recommend this for couples, groups of friends, families with older children, and anyone who wants a social night away from the beach and hotel bar. It works especially well as a shared holiday celebration because the evening includes dinner, a cast welcome, photos, comedy, music, and plenty of chances to raise a glass.

It is also a good choice if English is your main language. The show and host are entirely in English, so you do not need to follow subtitles or translate the jokes.

You should think twice if you dislike audience participation, cheeky humor, or communal seating. The venue can feel crowded, and one part of the appeal is laughing with the room rather than sitting quietly in your own space.

Accessibility needs careful planning. The 17 stairs and lack of a lift are the key issue. Contact the venue before booking if you have mobility concerns, bring a wheelchair or pram, or need medical support. Do not assume that a request made on the night can solve the access problem.

Is the dinner package good value?

At €44 for adults, the standard package is competitive for a four-hour evening in Puerto del Carmen. A separate dinner and professional cabaret could easily take up much of that amount, while this ticket keeps the whole night in one place.

The value depends on how you use the evening. If you arrive for dinner but leave early, the ticket becomes less attractive. If you stay for the pre-show and both halves of the production, it makes more sense.

The paid drinks system is the main extra cost to watch. Table service is convenient and means you will not miss the performance, but repeated small orders can add up. Some audience members also find the drink glasses modest, so an inclusive drinks upgrade may be worth checking in advance if you plan to drink throughout the night.

The meal is filling and freshly prepared, with alternatives for children and vegetarians. Still, I would not choose the show because of the menu alone. The food supports the evening. The cast provides the value.

My verdict on this Lanzarote night out

Book Music Hall Tavern if you want a high-energy, English-language evening with live vocals, comedy, drag performance, dinner, and a friendly holiday atmosphere. The best parts are the cast’s singing and dancing, the detailed costumes, the quick comedy, the visual projections, and the fact that you can stay entertained from arrival to the final curtain.

Check the stairs before committing, and remember that drinks are extra. You should also be comfortable with a busy room, shared tables, and humor that can turn a little cheeky.

For many visitors, this is an easy night to fit into a Lanzarote holiday. You do not need to plan dinner elsewhere, the entertainment is all under one roof, and the four-hour schedule gives you a complete evening rather than a brief cabaret stop. If that sounds like your kind of fun, Music Hall Tavern is a sensible booking.

FAQ

Where is Music Hall Tavern in Lanzarote?

Music Hall Tavern is on the first floor of Centro Commercial La Peñita, Avenida de las Playas, Puerto del Carmen.

How long does the Music Hall Tavern experience last?

The activity lasts about four hours. The stated evening schedule is generally 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM, but you should check the available starting time when booking.

Is the show performed in English?

Yes. The host and the full show are performed in English.

Is dinner included in the ticket?

Yes. The standard entry includes a three-course dinner with vegetable soup, turkey roast with roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables and gravy, followed by Viennetta ice cream.

Are children’s meals available?

Yes. Children can choose the same meal as adults or have a chicken nuggets meal.

Are vegetarian and special dietary options available?

Yes. Dietary requirements can be accommodated if you advise the venue. The stated vegetarian option is a bean-based burger with potatoes and vegetables.

Are drinks included?

No. Drinks are purchased separately from the paid bar, with table service available throughout the show.

Is the venue accessible by lift?

No. The venue is upstairs and reached by 17 steps. There is no lift, so contact the venue in advance if you have mobility needs or are bringing a wheelchair or pram.